This is how my day unfolded.
I woke up at 7:20am and everything seemed fine. We did our usual morning stuff. When we came upstairs to play, I put my fuzzy animal book on my yellow table to read, as I do every day. Today, my red Fisher Price clock happened to be right there so I thought I should see what might happen if I stood on it. I flipped forward onto my table. When my mom picked me up, I was drooling out blood. We still don't know where my cut is but maybe my mom can peek in my mouth when I go to bed tonight.
Then we went back downstairs. The rest is my dog's fault. He is deathly afraid of the rain so I had to follow him around everywhere to make sure he was ok. My mom put him outside FIVE times this morning to go pee. He decided to pee in the corner of the kitchen instead. And I crawled right through it. Into the bath I went. While my mom was cleaning up the pee, I tore the spine of a cookbook. Do not tell my great-grandmother but I chose to deface the cookbook that belonged to her mother. sorry. It looked so pretty though. I only just discovered the cookbooks today. I guess my parents need to relocate the cookbook collection. soon. Everything needs to be relocated.
By 10:00am today, my mom was already on her third change of clothes thanks to my various spills and troubles.
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